Wow. Even the Hoops have Hoops!

Okay, so I’m trying to install OCLP on my 2015 MacBook Pro and I’m about ready to say eff it and go back to it just being a freakin’ useless paperweight. I finally figure out how to set up my USB drive with the OCLP files and make it bootable but then I can’t find the EFI Agent or OCAuxiliaryTools to download. The link from the OCLP page times out and the only ones I can find are an EXE and a version that I need to build apparently. Never done that. Not sure how to start. ALSO, I can’t seem to figure out how to even try to boot to the USB Drive. Maybe it’s not possible without configuring the EFI Partition? 🤷‍♂️Doesn’t seem like it should be this hard. I’m not nearly as proficient on Macs as I am on PCs, so that’s adding to the complexity. At this point, I would be happy just installing Ubuntu or something similar on it, but the ISO I downloaded won’t work as is. Apple’s stance on making their products obsolete after less than 10 years is pathetic but hardly surprising. What the actual FVCK???